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'Hi ho, children! Sir Hammerlock here, just reminding you of the incredible pre-order bonuses I'm offering for my almanac, The Beasts of Pandora.

The Beasts of Pandora, by Sir Hammerlock - available for pre-order now!' Alternately, you could use the book's considerable weight to physically stun the stalker before making good your escape. What do you do? Now, if you'd pre-ordered a copy of my almanac, The Beasts of Pandora, you'd know to stab the stalker through the soft underside of its skull.

'A hypothetical scenario for all you adventurers out there.

Remember, that's The Beasts of Pandora, by Sir Hammerlock! If you don't buy it, you'll die!'

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(That's me!) Inside my book, you'll learn how to extricate yourself from any sticky situation, regardless of what flora or fauna is responsible for said stickiness.

'Tired of being partially devoured by skags? Sick of not knowing how to stop a rampaging stalker in its tracks? Then you need to pre-order The Beasts of Pandora, by Sir Hammerlock.

Simple, eh? No rush, of course - I'm still doing research for the book and thus it won't come out for another few months, but it's never too early to start word of mouth, I say!' I've an offer for you - if you buy my ten-volume almanac, which details the various deadly creatures of Pandora, you'll live longer.

'Is that Moxxi woman staring at me again? Fancies me, I fear.

'Excuse me, madam! You, with the makeup - could I have some lager, please? Completely ignored.

'What on earth is that smell? Anyone - anyone smell that? No? Just me.

'This may be the most raucous public house I've ever been to.'.

'There are an awful lot of bosoms around here.'.

'Are you admiring my hat? If not, you should be.'.

And beneath that will be an image of you and I high-fiving over Handsome Jack's corpse. Hunting the Vault Hunters I shall call it, by Sir Hammerlock. I shall have to write a book on you one day.

'I must say, you Vault Hunters are of considerable interest of me.

'How are things, anyway? Still fighting the good fight, as it were?'.

It was rough going at first, but after I throttled my twentieth skag into submission, I grew to enjoy the place.'

Father thought it proper to abandon me here for a month to teach me the error of my ways. I was six years old, and had used colorful language in polite company. 'I remember when my father first brought me to Pandora.I'm torn between a oil painted image of myself, leaping over a bullymong with a rifle in one hand and a book in the other, or the same image, except the bullymong is also exploding. 'I'm still trying to decide on cover art for my almanac.'Your continued efforts against Handsome Jack are an inspiration! Had I still the constitution for it, I'd be right alongside you on the battlefield.'.your name, it will say, without whom this book would not be as incredibly well-written and popular as it is, and whose refusal of any and all subsequent royalties for their part in the book's production was very much appreciated. 'You need not hesitate, friend: I assure you, you will be fully credited in the dedication page of my almanac once it is published.

And a hateful desire to wipe them all out.' Really gives one an appreciation for the creatures of this planet. 'I see you're admiring one of my many scars! Yes, I've seen my fair share of danger - the odd skag ambush here, a stalker mauling there.Should I pay you up front? Not terribly well-versed in mercenary relations, I'm afraid.' 'Finished the job, have you? Wonderful.'.'Ah, I knew my faith was not misplaced!'.'Are you still working on that job I gave you? Yes, no?'.'Ah! Still working on that little favor of mine, I presume?'.'No new work at the moment, I'm afraid.'.'Regrettably, I cannot hire you to exterminate things.'Hello! Things need to be shot, and by jove, you're the one to shoot them!'.'Greetings! Do you feel you have too many bullets but not enough money?'.'Hello, mercenary person! I have money, and a problem.'.'Salutations, Vault Hunter! I've a job for you - meet me in Sanctuary, and we shall get down to business!'.

1.2 Commander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary.

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